The Perfect Man-Perfect Woman Joke

So i’m pretty sure that most of you out there have recieved/read/both this fwd like a million times. guess what? me too!
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer…

The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.

Men keep’a scrollin’…

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.

that does it you know…
i have recieved this mail so many times now…that i’m led to extend the cock-n-bull theory of this fwd a little bit more..actually no…mine wouldnt be an extension…its proof…that guys, once they come across something that might in some way be called witty, will hang on to it, and repeat it and keep repeating it long after the thing fell morosely silent after crying its lungs out for mercy.
this one is old guys! but take heart in knowing that you (yes, you the particular guy who may be reading) are not the only who cant let go of the few pieces of wit which seem to give give guys, who everyone otherwise know as the lallu-er of the two sexes, the upper hand. practically 50% (assuming we are living in a perfect world where there are as many men as there are women) of the world’s population is with you. but anyway, what i’d really suggest is, stop wasting any more of your precious brain cells on this, or in other words – get over it.
its ok..i mean its funny n all that, i even laughed the first couple of times i read it…but hey…pls..save yourself the trouble, its on my blog now, i can look at it whenever i want. Thank You!

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2 thoughts on “The Perfect Man-Perfect Woman Joke

  1. first time read this what ever you call a joke – a crap. it was fun reading it.

    i understand your frustration you had on kept reading this. any way what to do – men are just stupid you see – they get obsessed with soemthing and here where they get loose their brains and witty way of thinking. and every woman in world knows this and make men waste time on how to find pleasure in the obession. Here where woman make men obesses on them loosing thier prcieious brain cell on how to keep the obession with them and dont get over it.

    hye.. just pulling you 😉

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